How To Not Need To Take SPM.

Disclaimer: Please, this is purely for entertainment purposes, so, do not feel so excited after reading the title.

Today, I learned something. How to not sit for SPM. This is not an easy process, as it involves several processes. But I ensure you, anyone can do it. =)

So, how do we do it? First and foremost!

-We must do good deeds! As in, helping people or helping the community, without hoping for any kind of reward. You must have keikhlasan.

By doing so, you will gather Good Chi.

So, with more Good Chi, you will head your way to.....Good Karma.

-Good Karma gathers, as your Good Chi increases. And vice versa. So, gather more Good Chi.

Then, with sufficient Good Karma, you will finally head to a point where you need not be reborn!

So, if you don't have to be reborn......what does that mean?

You don't have to take anymore UPSR, PMR, SPM, STPM, etc. !!

To simplify things, here's the flow of the process:-


Good Chi---->Good Karma---->No Need to Reborn---->No More Government Tests.

See what you have to do? Simple! Just be good, and pray that you'll never be reborn. =)

Anyways, this was just something I got from my teacher. Who? I rather not disclose. He is the ultimate Sifu. Good luck gathering Good Chi though!

Joe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yes, Sifu.